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Feb 18

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Feb 12

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Jan 30

magalomania:

A platter of greatness.

magalomania:

A platter of greatness.

Jan 23

Kk so to cover the missing posts I’ll talk about the David cho gallery night and new years….2010ish I wanna say?

I just wanted to mix them cause I couldnt remember what happen on which night cause both nights were pretty much the same.

so I get a call from Rey that there’s a gallery that’s gonna be up by some pretty legit urban artist. We were gonna meet up with mar and his friends outside the gallery so we can all hit it together. I never heard of the guy and I had no clue bout the event but I said fuck it for the sake of expanding my artistic whatever shit. we get to haight and meet up with mar and hit the gallery. it was Hella clean and I loved every second of it. After the gallery we get a couple texts bout some parties in the city. so we get to this house party near ocean beach. Music was bumpin, they had red stripe so I was set on that.

this is where I get mixed up. Cause I know we went to 2 more parties but I know for a fact that new years of 2010 we also hit another 3 parties.

so in-between those two nites, I went to a party in fairfield for some girl’s bday. I did not know that this was gonna be a lesbian party. not that I have anything against them, but I was the youngest so I didn’t wanna be the immature asshole and stare at the girls making out around the house. so I sat there and swirled my beer for a couple hours. Wrong move cause they thought I was bored and asked me to take a body shot off one of them. that was the first time I hit a body shot and it was the most awkward (cause her girlfriend poured the shots)

then I think it was a house party in hercules. It was an empty house with nothing but drinks and couches with some sound system. This party I can’t remember the event but I remember the actual party pretty well. We get there N we start doing shots and somehow everyone got to dancing. JR’s girl (that’s how I know her cause I forgot her name) we met while taking shots and she’s the real friendly type. this other guy we came to the party with tried to take advantage of the situation and get at her. She dissed him and he tried to play it off by talkin to her friend lol. but I chopped it up with her and we danced a good hour. They call her JRs girl cause she’s been on and off with him for Hella long and they were off during that party. we had fun then cut to the last party.

the last party was probably bullshit cause i don’t remember anything special. but Martel dis get soo drunk that he had to open the car door to throw up. Did I mention we were on the freeway. Did I also mention we were on the free way approaching a checkpoint. Also he was driving cause I guess he was the most sober among us. We took the very last possible exit and called it a night after grabbing some nations