February 2012
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January 2012
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Kk so to cover the missing posts I’ll talk about the David cho gallery night and new years….2010ish I wanna say?
I just wanted to mix them cause I couldnt remember what happen on which night cause both nights were pretty much the same.
so I get a call from Rey that there’s a gallery that’s gonna be up by some pretty legit urban artist. We were gonna meet up with mar...
Why do parents think they can right their wrongs through their kids? I mean you build up hope that I won’t fall into the same situations but you raise me in the same environment. well yes I didn’t completely fuck up like you but don’t think you raised an angel. I wanna fail like you did because I wanted to be as strong as you. you don’t learn things from other...
first time I openly drank in front of other people in the family was about 4 years ago on Christmas. Everybody was drinking early and playing all those drinking games. I was standing there when April yacked in slow motion after a round of flip cup. her side lost so they all had to do doubles of jack. then came the flaming dr. peppers and Irish car bombs. As soon as my dad left the party I decided...
I missed the last few days so I’ll just talk about the whole month of December of my jr. year. that whole month we hit the beach every friday and Saturday night for bonfires.
all the nights seem to be blended in with each other so it’s hard to say what happen on what night but I know the first night we made our own fire away from everyone else. you’re only permitted to do it...
he’s one before I call it a night. first time I blazed in highschool was freshman year with darion and his cousin bri. hit it on the side of the cafeteria where the dumpsters was at. i was hella nervous cause i was doing it outside of the fam AND it was with hella senior girls and all hood ppl type bodies.that was also when we smoked with Tim, but that’s a later story. so i took it to...
I’m gonna try something different since this is a new year. I’ll throw up a story every day about everytime I was high/drunk/crossfaded/other. Nothing else to really talk about so might as well put some shit up about those nights.
first time I got high was at love’s house. was her 16th birthday I think. I was about 13. the party was pretty dope. nothing crazy at all cause we...
December 2011
5 posts
true story
I.DNT.SLEEP.TIL.U.WAKE.UP.
Been feeling uneasy lately but can’t figure out what I’m uneasy about.
I dnt feel Christmas this year.
I feel like I’m waiting for something big, like as a kid how you use to wait for mom to pull up to pick you up n take you home.
Money ain’t shit. Money comes and goes, but the time I get to spend with ppl that make me be easy come once...
lol just had a deep ass convo with myself bout the most random shit. And towards the end I think I was bullying myself and I called myself a little bitch a few times or quit being a little bitch… something along those lines. Soooo now I’m forcing myself to perfect my British accent -_- thanks to a little bullying from within.
it’s been 4 days now like this.. 3 in the morning and I still can’t sleep. since I’ve been back I’ve lost motivation to sleep. sure if I really wanted to I could knock out but the problem is is that i my need to no more. Sleep was an escape at the end of the day to do dream things different than what had happen. I’m not saying sleep isn’t for rest and you need rest n yadi yadi ya n all...
I wanna get this outta my system now while everything is still fresh…
First off, i hella remember the weeks before i left to philippines i fuckin hated the idea of it. “Fuck philippines…its bullshit..why do i gotta go..” I didnt think philippines wasnt about shit. What the fuck would philippines have that i wouldnt have back home, right? Someone should of told me to shut...
October 2011
5 posts
shit happens
out of all the dumb shit i could of done.
out of all the places and times i could do dumb shit.
it just had to be there.
achievement unlocked: new level of dumbass 200pts.
15 min break in class. Im loving the wind outside. Its nice and grey in the morning. Its cold enough to whip out my big ass collection of jackets. ( i know usually wear jackets all year round but i get to whip out the big guns now ) Wet streets mean one thing…PAPER BOAT RACING SEASON! I wonder if its cheating if i use cardboard this time around? I got some old boxes of J’s that ive...
I usually go on and post shit when something big happens or when i got deep inspiring shit to say but i notice i never really listen on myself. How bout this one…You cant help someone if you cant even help yourself! Fuck off for now. Time to be a B- nursing student ;)
September 2011
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The Funniest DamnYouAutoCorrect Posts I've ever...
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My coworker sent these to me in an email and in the middle of reading it (laughing so hard I was crying and couldn’t breath), I got a phone call and the lady said is this a bad time. I was like no Im so sorry I got a really funny email, Im just laughing. These are too good.
OMG this is just too funny hahaha
T.G.I.Fibromyalgia!!!
jesus...
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Beef is not what Jay said to Nas Beef is when workin’ niggas can’t find jobs So they tryna find niggas to rob Tryna find bigger guns so they can finish the job Beef is when the crack kids can’t find moms Cause they end up inna PINE box or locked behind bars Beef ain’t the Summer Jam for Hot 97 Beef is the cocaine and AIDS epidemic Beef don’t come with a radio edit...
Just a little thought before i go to work..money is like water when you’re building sand castles. You need money to keep things together. Have too much and you see that you could try to make more out of it. Have too little and everything falls apart. You try to hold everything together but you only have 2 hands. What you cant hold together with your hands just fall apart just as soon as you...
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For the people saying Pacquiao can't touch...
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isnt this what we live for?
to be there when my mom is out there crying over bills? the feeling you get when you drop 2 racks on the table and the sound of relief just floats around that kitchen that we can be good for another month. When she says she doesnt have the space in her mind or wallet to do shit for her birthday…my mama aint raised no bitch so i turned to her like she use to do me when i was growing up and i...
August 2011
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My mama aint raised no bitch…but why do i feel like im talkin like one? But then again some ppl get at chu, you end up soundin softer than wet tissue. LOL
Why shit always gotta be bitter sweet. You know life picks you up and lets you down n shit but its always both. They always say you cant take things or people for granted but sometimes we forget. Once you got them within arms reach, dont hesitate to pull em in closer cause sometimes once they’re too far thats it. Lately ive been blessed that i could grasp some things that made me happy. But...
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